I guess I’m going to see Major League tomorrow????
My two friends who are really close and I go out to lunch everyday. They left me and one of them said “oh we left serena” and the other just said oops. And I was just waiting for them but I just went back home and ate junk food. Well I feel like a piece of shit on everyones shoes lol amazing
Breaking news in science. Many studies by scientists have concluded that you have to be an annoying white girl with a nasally voice to tolerate Lil Debbie.
my school had a blackout because a squirrel was trying to nibble on the fuses or s/t
squirrel, what are you doing. you’re a vegetarian. besides, you can’t eat electricity. you’ll die and it doesn’t even taste good.
I’m just gonna reblog things that 9th grade/10th grade me reblogged/posted on that day from now on. This happened exactly 3 years ago and my humor was really embarrassing back then too
I think I look ok in this dress so prepare for selfie spam in the form of a picture set probably. I’m so sorry.